at 12:00 am on january 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips

(Source: guavaqueen)


i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds

(Source: wanksclub)

"I don’t think Ryan Braun needed to dive for that ball… but he did"

Dan Mclaughlin, St Louis announcer (via doitjj)

Had a tornado yesterday. Still hard to believe but thankful that family and friends were all okay. Lots of cleaning up to do!

I think I have it all figured out. I’ll dedicate my life to finding Taylor Swift out in public somewhere and then when I find her, I’ll propose to her. No way she could say no right? :)

the only thing that i’ve learned so far from this 10 paged research paper is that i probably should have read the 480 paged book i’m writing it on

but you know what they say

ain’t nobody got time for that