splitting-heads:

I’m taking a year off from school because I feel like I really need to focus on my coloring, you know?

So I’m sitting here watching infomercials

And before and after pictures are so stupid

the only difference in the after picture is that the person is now smiling rather than frowning like they were in the before picture

i can’t believe people buy this crap

okay going to sleep now goodnight 

go to sleep jack

it’s 3:30am and i have work in ohhhhh about 3 hours.

goodnight guys

Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

I’d be more of a morning person if I woke up next to you 

(Source: just-another-fucking-twat)

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